Amateur Hour

  • Longtime Player, First-Time Looper

    I stood there in awe with a Callaway staff bag slung over one shoulder and a damp...

  • Personal Best

    You throw your clubs back in your trunk and head into the clubhouse with some extra pop...

  • The Silent Cart Ride

    You watch in horror as Mark’s ball sails right. It’s a miss he’s been fighting all day,...

  • Going For It

    You strut up to the tee box of the reachable par 5 like you’re hitting the last...

  • Playing Through

    The Offer You get up to the third green, fix your pitch mark, and throw some change...

  • The Provisional Ball Conundrum

    The Swing You take the club back quickly, transition even quicker, and jerk it down like you’re...

  • The Bad Warm Up

    The Arrival You roll into the parking lot exactly an hour and four minutes before your tee...

  • The Seven Stages of Looking for a Lost Golf Ball

    You follow through one-handed and lean listlessly to the left as you watch your ball sail wayward....