Is Tiger Woods Having Too Much Sex?

Tiger Woods Erica Herman @accessonline

When Tiger Woods walks into a room, people stop and look. He’s a freaking legend. And when something doesn’t look right with REIGNING Masters champion, we FREAK OUT.

On Wednesday, GOLFTV posted this video of Tiger walking into a celebration of sorts, but something was noticeably off in his gait. Dare we say he looked … drained?!

Unbelievably, we’re still blessed to see him in full stride in his Sunday red winning majors. This here looks like an old man shuffling around a retirement home who heard there’s free cake in the bingo room.

The only plausible reason Tiger is walking like this better be because he’s having too much sex. It’s the only explanation. The guy can barely walk! And don’t tell us its “leg day.” We know what it really was. He’s a former sex addict and just completed the greatest comeback in sports history. You do the math.

By the way, did you hear he’s got a girlfriend now? Her name is Erica Herman and it’s probably safe to assume Tiger definitely got his freak on in that green jacket.

Just be careful for real, Big Cat. You’re 43 with a fused back. We can’t afford another injury. Knock on wood he stays healthy. Man, IF he stays healthy.

No need to sound the alarm though. Apparently, he seems fine based on this B-roll footage of a bike ride hours later. GOAT moves only.


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