WATCH: Breaking Down The Fight Scene Between Happy Gilmore And Bob Barker

Happy Gilmore vs. Bob Barker Twitter/@MCamerlengo

If you’ve seen Happy Gilmore, you know the fight scene between Bob Barker and Happy at the Pepsi Pro-Am. But we bet you’ve never seen it like this.

Mike Camerlengo, the guy who brought you the Oscar-worthy 60-second version of Happy Gilmore, is at it again when he hilariously breaks down the infamous scene where Happy gets his ass kicked mid-round.

We were rolling on the floor laughing. We transcribed some of our favorite lines, but we recommend watching the entire 2-minute and 10-second clip.

  • He’s showing Bob he doesn’t care he’s got one of those motorized chairs that brings him up to the second floor of his house. He’ll knock out his dentures on national TV.
  • This is a technique used by disappointed dads when their escorting their son out of a family party for dropping an upper decker in grandma’s toilet…you can’t just be leaving dense loaves wherever you want.
  • He’s trying to suppress the urge to let it fly, like when your stepmom asks why you don’t have your life together like your brother Jason and you want to say “well Jason has a coke problem ok, and he’s 17 grand in credit card debt from nightly trips to Dave and Busters so how’s that for having your life together, Deb.
  • Huge mistake. Never hit an old guy with orange skin on a golf course. He’ll Florida your ass so fast he’ll make your head spin.
  • He’s embarrassed like a guy who got cut off at all you can eat wing night.
  • Happy’s running out of options so he lowers his head for the tackle because he knows the one way to get Bob to tap out is by targeting his weak bones. So he engages in an osteoporosis roll.
  • A guy who fights wearing a golf glove doesn’t just beat you, he’ll kill you, then he’ll finish the round and then he’ll meet the family at T.G.I.Friday’s…
  • And Bob’s like yeah, the next time you show up to the course, wear a golf shirt you fucking hillbilly.

The price is wrong, bitch!


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