WATCH: Is This The Most Timely Dick Adjustment In Masters History?
- Updated: April 9, 2018
“It all comes down to this. Two putts to win the Masters…”
Patrick Reed lines up his nervy 25-footer down the hill on Augusta National’s famed 18th green needing a par to lock up his first major.
There’s a hush over the patrons. The anticipation is palpable with the green jacket on the line.
He draws the putter back and strikes it. History hangs in the balance. The prestige. The glory…
*cut to the guy wearing blue in the background adjusting his junk*
Most timely dick adjustment in Masters history! @NoLayingUp @TwoInchesShort pic.twitter.com/su3u91ZdoA
— Alvaro’s Goggles (@might_win_some) April 8, 2018
HAHAHA!!! Clearly, Reed wasn’t the only guy excited for a chance to win the Masters.
It begs the question, is this the most timely dick adjustment in Masters history? While it probably won’t show up on the scorecard – or in the record books – it very well might be.
Hopefully Augusta National won’t get a hold of the footage or he’ll probably be banned for life.
Thanks to Alvaro’s Goggles (great handle by the way) for the video!
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