WATCH: European Tour’s “45 Things Golfers Say” Is Extremely Relatable
- Updated: March 9, 2020
Twitter/@europeantour
If you play golf, chances are you have said at least one of these things. After all, us golfers basically speak our own language. If not, have you ever played golf before?
The European Tour posted this hilarious video on social media called “45 Things Golfers Say” and it is extraordinarily accurate.
How many of these have you said out on the course? We’re willing to be at least a few:
45 Things Golfers Say 🏌 🗣 pic.twitter.com/6UQmaTjpVC
— The European Tour (@EuropeanTour) March 9, 2020
Some of our favorites include:
- Let’s play from the tips.
- Where’s the wind?
- Ah for f*ck sake!
- 1, 2, 3, 4 … yeah sorry, it was a 5!
- Can I borrow a tee?
- Did you see a ball come by here?
- Footwedge it back in bounds and say “it’s just in play”
- Asking if a 6-foot putt is good
- Finish your swing!
- Why didn’t I do that the first time?!
- Thought it was closer than that!
Well done, European Tour. This is the type of content we are here for!
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