Breaking Down The Team USA Arrival Photo In Paris
- Updated: September 24, 2018
Team USA arrived in Paris on Monday for the Ryder Cup looking as good as you could expect after an overnight flight celebrating Vice Captain Steve Stricker’s win at the Champions Tour’s Sanford International.
Or maybe they were celebrating Tiger Woods’ first win in 5 years…
Whatever the case, they came out sunglasses blazing looking like they made a quick stop in Vegas before heading across the Atlantic.
We poured over this photo for a few minutes and came up with some quick, hard-hitting analysis on what could be a scene out of the Hangover.
DJ – his face reminds me of when I was single once
Tiger – needs bigger sunglasses
ZJ – that’s actually him looking normal
Kuchar – what seems to be the problem officer?
Bubba – probably has never eaten a french fry
Webb – who knew the ugliest part of Webb Simpson was his swing?
JT and Rickie – both could be in a Top Gun sequel
Patrick – ate his sunglasses
Phil – sipped on a $40K bottle of red with breakfast somewhere over the Atlantic
Bryson – nerd
Captain Furyk – casually giving Europe the finger
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