The 7 Stages Of Losing Your Golf Ball
You follow through one-handed and lean listlessly to the left as you watch your ball sail wayward. If you were in a tour event, you’d have every marshal on the tee emphatically pointing their yellow signs to the right in an effort to avoid an injury.
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Going For It
You strut up to the tee box of the reachable par 5 like you’re hitting the last leg of Amen Corner tied for the lead on Sunday. You’ve played this hole hundreds of times and hit the green approximately once. But you’re about to about to increase that percentage marginally.
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Playing Through
You get up to the third green, fix your pitch mark, and throw some change on your ball. A quick glance at the fourth tee confirms that the group who’s been playing slow for the first three holes is showing no signs of acceleration, as player one hits his drive about 40 yards.
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The Bad Warm Up
You roll into the parking lot exactly an hour and four minutes before your tee time. Your arrival time should afford you a full warm up, a coffee, and a resulting bathroom break, before your tee time.
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4 Easy Ways To Tell If You're A Slow Golfer
Typically the slow group contains one or two main culprits. The issue is nobody ever thinks it’s them. So let us help you out. If you can’t spot the slow player in the group, it’s probably you.
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The Provisional Ball Conundrum
You take the club back quickly, transition even quicker, and jerk it down like you’re mining for diamonds in the Congo. You lift your head at least a full second early and deliver an over the top strike that starts left, dives further left, and takes a hard left bounce toward a white stake.
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The Silent Cart Ride
As he comes back to the cart, you have no idea what to say. You buy yourself some time by going to fill his divot, hoping this good intentioned act won’t be construed as passive aggressive in his fragile state. You sit back down and step on it.
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Hank Haney Files Lawsuit Against PGA Tour, Continues To Be A Loser
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Hank Haney Files Lawsuit Against PGA Tour, Continues To Be A Loser

By Two Inches Short /  December 18, 2019
Hank Haney has officially filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court against the PGA Tour on Wednesday after being fired...
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Alleged ‘American’ Paid-For-Hire Fan Conspiracy Breaks Out At Presidents Cup
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Alleged ‘American’ Paid-For-Hire Fan Conspiracy Breaks Out At Presidents Cup

By Two Inches Short /  December 12, 2019
A WILD conspiracy has broken out at the Presidents Cup and it has nothing to do with the golf being...
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Presidents Cup DRAMA: Cam Smith Not Having Any Of Patrick Reed’s Excuses
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Presidents Cup DRAMA: Cam Smith Not Having Any Of Patrick Reed’s Excuses

By Two Inches Short /  December 8, 2019
The Presidents Cup just got a little bit spicer after comments made by a couple of International team members regarding...
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Patrick Reed Caught Improving His Lie, Blames Bad Camera Angle
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Patrick Reed Caught Improving His Lie, Blames Bad Camera Angle

By Two Inches Short /  December 6, 2019
Everybody loves to see a good professional rules violation, especially when its called on Patrick Reed. This one, in particular,...
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WATCH: Breaking Down The Fight Scene Between Happy Gilmore And Bob Barker
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WATCH: Breaking Down The Fight Scene Between Happy Gilmore And Bob Barker

By Two Inches Short /  December 5, 2019
If you've seen Happy Gilmore, you know the fight scene between Bob Barker and Happy at the Pepsi Pro-Am. But...
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Tiger Woods Roasts Justin Thomas After Outdriving Him By A Mile
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Tiger Woods Roasts Justin Thomas After Outdriving Him By A Mile

By Two Inches Short /  December 4, 2019
Tiger Woods absolutely roasted Justin Thomas on live TV and it was fantastic. During the first round of the Hero...
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Sergio’s Baby Gender Reveal Is Lamer Than Lame
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Sergio’s Baby Gender Reveal Is Lamer Than Lame

By Two Inches Short /  November 12, 2019
Gender reveals have officially gone off the rails. There's been plane crashes, wildfires, and even a woman who recently filmed...
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Euro Tour Pro DQ’d For Running Out Of Golf Balls
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Euro Tour Pro DQ’d For Running Out Of Golf Balls

By Two Inches Short /  November 9, 2019
Do you remember that final scene in Tin Cup when Roy McAvoy almost runs out of balls on the final...
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Tiger Picks Himself For His Own Presidents Cup Team
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Tiger Picks Himself For His Own Presidents Cup Team

By Two Inches Short /  November 7, 2019
Tiger Woods made his 2019 Presidents Cup captain's picks and to nobody's surprise, he was one of them. He'll be...
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Els Makes International Presidents Cup Captain’s Picks
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Els Makes International Presidents Cup Captain’s Picks

By Two Inches Short /  November 7, 2019
The International captain's picks are in for the 2019 Presidents Cup. Ernie Els went with a mix of experience and...
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