The 7 Stages Of Losing Your Golf Ball
You follow through one-handed and lean listlessly to the left as you watch your ball sail wayward. If you were in a tour event, you’d have every marshal on the tee emphatically pointing their yellow signs to the right in an effort to avoid an injury.
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Going For It
You strut up to the tee box of the reachable par 5 like you’re hitting the last leg of Amen Corner tied for the lead on Sunday. You’ve played this hole hundreds of times and hit the green approximately once. But you’re about to about to increase that percentage marginally.
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Playing Through
You get up to the third green, fix your pitch mark, and throw some change on your ball. A quick glance at the fourth tee confirms that the group who’s been playing slow for the first three holes is showing no signs of acceleration, as player one hits his drive about 40 yards.
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The Bad Warm Up
You roll into the parking lot exactly an hour and four minutes before your tee time. Your arrival time should afford you a full warm up, a coffee, and a resulting bathroom break, before your tee time.
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4 Easy Ways To Tell If You're A Slow Golfer
Typically the slow group contains one or two main culprits. The issue is nobody ever thinks it’s them. So let us help you out. If you can’t spot the slow player in the group, it’s probably you.
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The Provisional Ball Conundrum
You take the club back quickly, transition even quicker, and jerk it down like you’re mining for diamonds in the Congo. You lift your head at least a full second early and deliver an over the top strike that starts left, dives further left, and takes a hard left bounce toward a white stake.
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The Silent Cart Ride
As he comes back to the cart, you have no idea what to say. You buy yourself some time by going to fill his divot, hoping this good intentioned act won’t be construed as passive aggressive in his fragile state. You sit back down and step on it.
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RECAP: Tiger Wins Tour Championship, Rose Captures FedEx Cup
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RECAP: Tiger Wins Tour Championship, Rose Captures FedEx Cup

By Two Inches Short /  September 23, 2018
Who Tiger Woods. Tiger Freaking Woods. Also Justin Rose. What Woods won the Tour Championship. Rose captured the season-long race...
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2018 Tour Championship Purse Breakdown
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2018 Tour Championship Purse Breakdown

By Two Inches Short /  September 23, 2018
The Tour Championship is the final event of the PGA Tour season and is reserved only for the top 30...
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Phil Joins Twitter, Shoots A Sniper Rifle, Almost Breaks Internet
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Phil Joins Twitter, Shoots A Sniper Rifle, Almost Breaks Internet

By Two Inches Short /  September 23, 2018
Phil Mickelson recently decided to take his talents to Twitter. As expected, the results are hilarious. The 48-year-old lefty decided now...
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Vintage Tiger Catches Fire At Tour Championship
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Vintage Tiger Catches Fire At Tour Championship

By Two Inches Short /  September 22, 2018
We got a taste of vintage Tiger Woods on Saturday at the Tour Championship and it was awesome. Woods torched...
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Pro Posts 59 With 4 Eagles A Day After Shooting 79
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Pro Posts 59 With 4 Eagles A Day After Shooting 79

By Two Inches Short /  September 22, 2018
Pro Golfer Drew Nesbitt posted a remarkable 59 during the 2nd round of the PGA Tour Latinoamérica's 65 JHSF Brazil...
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Tour Pro Buys New Putter At Local Golf Galaxy, Shoots 64
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Tour Pro Buys New Putter At Local Golf Galaxy, Shoots 64

By Two Inches Short /  August 26, 2018
In this latest edition of "Tour pros are just like us," Tyrrell Hatton was so fed up with his putting...
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2018 PGA Championship Purse Breakdown
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2018 PGA Championship Purse Breakdown

By Two Inches Short /  August 11, 2018
The PGA Championship is the year's final major (for the last time) and the PGA of America does it right....
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European Tour Pays The Wrong Tommy Fleetwood
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European Tour Pays The Wrong Tommy Fleetwood

By Two Inches Short /  August 9, 2018
Tommy Fleetwood, a Florida teaching pro, find quite the surprise in his bank account when he opened it on Wednesday....
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2018 PGA Championship Betting Picks
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2018 PGA Championship Betting Picks

By Two Inches Short /  August 8, 2018
Looking to put some money on the 2018 PGA Championship? We asked our good buddy, golf course superintendent, and degenerate gambler Nic...
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Two Inches Short Launches “The Am Shop”
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Two Inches Short Launches “The Am Shop”

By Two Inches Short /  August 6, 2018
For Immediate Release: Two Inches Short has officially opened its doors to their much-anticipated Pro Am Shop. Taking a page from...
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