The 7 Stages Of Losing Your Golf Ball
You follow through one-handed and lean listlessly to the left as you watch your ball sail wayward. If you were in a tour event, you’d have every marshal on the tee emphatically pointing their yellow signs to the right in an effort to avoid an injury.
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Going For It
You strut up to the tee box of the reachable par 5 like you’re hitting the last leg of Amen Corner tied for the lead on Sunday. You’ve played this hole hundreds of times and hit the green approximately once. But you’re about to about to increase that percentage marginally.
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Playing Through
You get up to the third green, fix your pitch mark, and throw some change on your ball. A quick glance at the fourth tee confirms that the group who’s been playing slow for the first three holes is showing no signs of acceleration, as player one hits his drive about 40 yards.
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The Bad Warm Up
You roll into the parking lot exactly an hour and four minutes before your tee time. Your arrival time should afford you a full warm up, a coffee, and a resulting bathroom break, before your tee time.
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4 Easy Ways To Tell If You're A Slow Golfer
Typically the slow group contains one or two main culprits. The issue is nobody ever thinks it’s them. So let us help you out. If you can’t spot the slow player in the group, it’s probably you.
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The Provisional Ball Conundrum
You take the club back quickly, transition even quicker, and jerk it down like you’re mining for diamonds in the Congo. You lift your head at least a full second early and deliver an over the top strike that starts left, dives further left, and takes a hard left bounce toward a white stake.
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The Silent Cart Ride
As he comes back to the cart, you have no idea what to say. You buy yourself some time by going to fill his divot, hoping this good intentioned act won’t be construed as passive aggressive in his fragile state. You sit back down and step on it.
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With The European Tour Implementing A Shot Clock, Maybe It’s Time They Consider A Few Other “Modern” Sports Rules
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With The European Tour Implementing A Shot Clock, Maybe It’s Time They Consider A Few Other “Modern” Sports Rules

By Danny Greens /  October 23, 2017
News of the ET's shot clock got us thinking of a few other semi-realistic ideas from major professional sports that...
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BREAKING: The CJ Cup Is Hardly A Cup At All
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BREAKING: The CJ Cup Is Hardly A Cup At All

By Danny Greens /  October 22, 2017
Ironically we have come to find out that the award handed out to the winner of the CJ Cup was hardly...
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Golf Channel Has One Job, Fails Miserably: Botches CJ Cup Playoff Coverage
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Golf Channel Has One Job, Fails Miserably: Botches CJ Cup Playoff Coverage

By Danny Greens /  October 22, 2017
You had one job, Golf Channel. The hottest player on the planet was battling in a SUDDEN DEATH playoff for...
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Butterfingers McCarron Gets Slapped With Penalty For Boneheaded Error
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Butterfingers McCarron Gets Slapped With Penalty For Boneheaded Error

By Danny Greens /  October 21, 2017
Don't drop the club...don't drop the club...don't drop the club. Of course, you dropped the club!
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JT’s Just Showing Off Now, Chips In From 3-Feet For Par Because That’s How JT Rolls
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JT’s Just Showing Off Now, Chips In From 3-Feet For Par Because That’s How JT Rolls

By Danny Greens /  October 20, 2017
Major Champ, FedEx Cup Champ, POY. Mr. 59. Millions in the bank. 310+ yard driving average. Why take putter from...
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Leading Rules Official Resigns Over Major Screw Up…And We Don’t Blame Him
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Leading Rules Official Resigns Over Major Screw Up…And We Don’t Blame Him

By Danny Greens /  October 20, 2017
Welcome to golf in 2017 where the rules are made up and the scores don't matter! Seriously, what is going...
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Spieth Gives Back To Royal Birkdale, Basically Thanks Them For Never Making Their Driving Range OB
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Spieth Gives Back To Royal Birkdale, Basically Thanks Them For Never Making Their Driving Range OB

By Danny Greens /  October 18, 2017
Since the Champion Golfer of the year couldn't give back the half-hour he spent taking a ruling on the 13th...
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Brooks Koepka Wears Preposterous Sweater, Promptly Gets Called Out By Spieth
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Brooks Koepka Wears Preposterous Sweater, Promptly Gets Called Out By Spieth

By Danny Greens /  October 18, 2017
Brooks Koepka posted a photo of himself and his attractive gf Jena Sims at the Yankee/Astro ALCS game in NYC on Tuesday while wearing...
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Play Golf With Phil Mickelson For As Much As He Spends On Aftershave
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Play Golf With Phil Mickelson For As Much As He Spends On Aftershave

By Danny Greens /  October 18, 2017
How many times have you ever watched Lefty on TV or in person and say to yourself "man, it would...
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BREAKING: Hank Haney Wants To Be Relevant Again, Says Tiger Can Win With New Swing
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BREAKING: Hank Haney Wants To Be Relevant Again, Says Tiger Can Win With New Swing

By Danny Greens /  October 17, 2017
If Hank Haney says Tiger could win again, then it's gotta be true...
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