The 7 Stages Of Losing Your Golf Ball
You follow through one-handed and lean listlessly to the left as you watch your ball sail wayward. If you were in a tour event, you’d have every marshal on the tee emphatically pointing their yellow signs to the right in an effort to avoid an injury.
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Going For It
You strut up to the tee box of the reachable par 5 like you’re hitting the last leg of Amen Corner tied for the lead on Sunday. You’ve played this hole hundreds of times and hit the green approximately once. But you’re about to about to increase that percentage marginally.
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Playing Through
You get up to the third green, fix your pitch mark, and throw some change on your ball. A quick glance at the fourth tee confirms that the group who’s been playing slow for the first three holes is showing no signs of acceleration, as player one hits his drive about 40 yards.
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The Bad Warm Up
You roll into the parking lot exactly an hour and four minutes before your tee time. Your arrival time should afford you a full warm up, a coffee, and a resulting bathroom break, before your tee time.
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4 Easy Ways To Tell If You're A Slow Golfer
Typically the slow group contains one or two main culprits. The issue is nobody ever thinks it’s them. So let us help you out. If you can’t spot the slow player in the group, it’s probably you.
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The Provisional Ball Conundrum
You take the club back quickly, transition even quicker, and jerk it down like you’re mining for diamonds in the Congo. You lift your head at least a full second early and deliver an over the top strike that starts left, dives further left, and takes a hard left bounce toward a white stake.
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The Silent Cart Ride
As he comes back to the cart, you have no idea what to say. You buy yourself some time by going to fill his divot, hoping this good intentioned act won’t be construed as passive aggressive in his fragile state. You sit back down and step on it.
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You’ll Never Guess How Many Golfers Made Forbes “25 Highest-Paid Athletes Of All Time” List
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You’ll Never Guess How Many Golfers Made Forbes “25 Highest-Paid Athletes Of All Time” List

By Two Inches Short /  December 18, 2017
Forbes recently released a list of the 25 highest-paid athletes of all time and to nobody's surprise, a few golfers...
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Pro Golfer’s Callused Hands Are Absolutely Disgusting
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Pro Golfer’s Callused Hands Are Absolutely Disgusting

By Two Inches Short /  December 13, 2017
Whoever said playing golf for a living wasn't tough work is a liar! These hands below belong to Swedish pro...
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Live From My Couch: The Return Of The Tiger
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Live From My Couch: The Return Of The Tiger

By Danny Greens /  November 30, 2017
It really happened. Tiger Woods teed it up for the first time since his latest back surgery and finished all 18...
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Michelle Wie Essentially Blames “Hormonal Mood Swings” For Making Caddie’s Life Miserable This Year
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Michelle Wie Essentially Blames “Hormonal Mood Swings” For Making Caddie’s Life Miserable This Year

By Danny Greens /  November 20, 2017
Michelle Wie concluded her 2017 season this past weekend and in true millennial fashion, posted a thank you on Instagram...
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Lexi Thompson Blows 2-Foot Putt, Still Wins $1 Million Because Golf
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Lexi Thompson Blows 2-Foot Putt, Still Wins $1 Million Because Golf

By Danny Greens /  November 20, 2017
Lexi Thompson can't catch a break in 2017. Just kidding...she missed a 2-foot putt and is now a million dollars...
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Brooks Koepka Living His Best Life This Offseason Because That’s What Major Champions Do
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Brooks Koepka Living His Best Life This Offseason Because That’s What Major Champions Do

By Danny Greens /  November 9, 2017
If you want to know how Brooks Koepka's offseason is going, check his Instagram. WARNING: it'll probably make you jealous...
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Japanese Prime Minister Hilariously Falls Backward Into Bunker, Dusts Himself Off Like Nothing Happened
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Japanese Prime Minister Hilariously Falls Backward Into Bunker, Dusts Himself Off Like Nothing Happened

By Danny Greens /  November 9, 2017
It wasn't just another day at the beach for Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe when he recently teed it up...
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BREAKING: Henrik Stenson WDs From Final Two European Tour Events, Is Not Actually A Superhero
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BREAKING: Henrik Stenson WDs From Final Two European Tour Events, Is Not Actually A Superhero

By Danny Greens /  November 6, 2017
Unfreakin' believable! The Stensonator is on the shelf the rest of the year because of a goddamn promotional photo shoot! The...
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Jeopardy! Has A “Golf” Category On The Show…And It Got Dark Very Quickly
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Jeopardy! Has A “Golf” Category On The Show…And It Got Dark Very Quickly

By Danny Greens /  November 3, 2017
Hey look....golf's a category on Jeopardy! Wait, it involves cutting your wrists...hold up, what? Things got dark other day when Alex...
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Tiger Announces Return At Hero, Golf Fans Suffer Severe Case Of Déjà Vu
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Tiger Announces Return At Hero, Golf Fans Suffer Severe Case Of Déjà Vu

By Danny Greens /  October 30, 2017
Feelings of excitement, joy and blind optimism are not uncommon.
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